Attendees of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) 2014 are taking International Women’s Day very seriously this weekend, going so far as holding all three days of the conference inside a woman’s vagina. Paul Ryan and Todd Akin marveled at the sturdy, rape-intuitive design of its Fallopian architecture. Rush Limbaugh could be seen rolling a giant aspirin into the cervix. Meanwhile, Michele Bachmann’s husband spent most of the event circling the block unable to find his way inside the venue.
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